Surviving
the Feds
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Right now

Is it happening right now?

Pick the one that is happening. Each list is short, and each one prints on its own page.

Print this. Copy it. Mail it to someone inside. That’s what it’s for. Just don’t sell it.

How to mail it inside, and what the mailroom rejects

A They’re at the house now

Prints on its own sheet, with its sources.

Say this out loud, then stop talking“I want a lawyer. I don’t consent to any searches.”

While they are there7 items

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What happens next: stage 1, Agents showed up

B They just left

Prints on its own sheet, with its sources.

Start a video on a phone and say this firstFill in the blanks first

My name is your full name. Today is the date, and the time is the exact time. I am at the full address. I am recording this at the first opportunity. To my knowledge, nobody has entered since the police left.

Only say the last sentence if it is true. If it isn’t, say what is true instead: for instance, “At 2 p.m. I went in and took the dog out.”

In this order, before anyone cleans or moves a thing7 items

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The full search-warrant guide: 1A

The search journal app: film, list and save it all on your phone

If they took someone with them: where he is held and the first court date

C He was arrested, or just called from jail

Someone you love was arrested, or just called from jail. Keep any call calm and short, and write things down as soon as you hang up.

Prints on its own sheet, with its sources.

On the call3 items

Right after4 items

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My family member was arrested: what happens now, guide 2A

Will he come home before trial? Guide 2B

What happens next: stage 2, Arrest & the release hearing

How to mail these pages to him

This is educational information from a paralegal, not legal advice. Every case is different. Talk to a lawyer about yours.

§ Sources

  1. Berghuis v. Thompkins, 560 U.S. 370 (2010) (staying silent does not invoke the right; saying so does); Salinas v. Texas, 570 U.S. 178 (2013) (plurality opinion). Back
  2. Edwards v. Arizona, 451 U.S. 477, 484–85 (1981) (once a person in custody asks for a lawyer, questioning stops until a lawyer is there, unless the person starts talking again). Back
  3. 18 U.S.C. § 1001(a) (a knowingly false statement in a federal matter: up to 5 years). Back
  4. Schneckloth v. Bustamonte, 412 U.S. 218, 248–49 (1973) (a search with voluntary consent needs no warrant). Back
  5. Fed. R. Crim. P. 12(b)(3)(C) (a motion to suppress evidence is made before trial). Back
  6. Michigan v. Summers, 452 U.S. 692, 704–05 (1981) (a search warrant carries the authority to detain the people who live there while the search is done). Back
  7. Fed. R. Crim. P. 41(f)(1)(C) (a copy of the warrant and a receipt for what was taken, given to the person or left at the place). Back
  8. 18 U.S.C. § 1519 (destroying or hiding records or objects to obstruct a federal investigation: up to 20 years); 18 U.S.C. § 2232(a) (destroying or moving property before, during or after a search to stop the government taking it: up to 5 years). Back
  9. Surviving Pretrial, page 104: “If Jimmy’s parents are made privy to all of the confidential information, then the information is not protected by the privilege.” Back
  10. Surviving Pretrial, page 224: “nothing of substance should be discussed on that phone because they are recorded.” In federal prisons: 28 C.F.R. § 540.102 (calls can be monitored, with notice; a properly placed call to a lawyer is not). Back
  11. U.S.S.G. § 3C1.1 (obstructing or impeding the administration of justice); Surviving Pretrial, page 424. Back
  12. 18 U.S.C. § 4086 (U.S. Marshals keep people arrested under federal law until they are committed to an institution); 18 U.S.C. § 4013(a)(3) (paying state, local and private jails to hold them). Back
  13. Fed. R. Crim. P. 5(a)(1)(A) (without unnecessary delay before a magistrate judge); 5(d)(1) (what the judge must tell the defendant). Back
  14. 18 U.S.C. § 3142(f) (the release hearing is held at the first appearance unless put off: up to 3 days for the government, 5 for the defense, not counting weekends and holidays). Back
  15. Surviving Pretrial, pages 134 and 203; 18 U.S.C. § 3006A(a)(1)(A), (b), (f). Back
  16. 18 U.S.C. § 3142(g)(3)(A) (family ties, employment, length of residence and community ties are among what the judge weighs). Back